Thursday, July 4, 2024

Cretin in the Crosshairs

  


Cretin in the Crosshairs


Is Fred Hoik the ultimate secret agent? Or just a blundering idiot who unwittingly causes catastrophic problems and threats to international peace the world over?


Fred Hoik – on whom the likes of Maxwell Smart, Inspector Clouseau and Johnny English peer down with disdain as a mindless, incompetent halfwit.

Fred Hoik – the inverse of everything suave, cool and sophisticated that might be expected of a British secret agent.

Fred Hoik – hero of the ultimate comedy spy adventure. . .

Whenever there’s excitement, he’ll be facing the other way.
Wherever there is danger, he’ll be heading for the nearest exit.
Wherever there is trouble, he’ll most likely be the one inadvertently causing it by dint of his own stupidity.

Cretin in the Crosshairs: the first Fred Hoik spy adventure.

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