Tuesday, July 21, 2026

Every Author Needs the Author Octopus Shirt (And Here's Why)

 Author Octopus

Every Author Needs the Author Octopus Shirt (And Here's Why)

Let's be honest...

Writing a book is one of the few jobs where you're expected to be an author, editor, proofreader, marketer, social media manager, graphic designer, accountant, customer service representative, website developer, public speaker, podcaster, email marketer, and somehow still find time to actually write.

If you've ever thought, "I wish I had eight arms," congratulations...

You're officially an author.

That's exactly why the Author Octopus Shirt exists.

Because Writing the Book Is Only the Beginning

Many people think an author's job ends when they type "The End."

Experienced authors know that's actually when the real work begins.

Now you need to:

  • Edit your manuscript.
  • Format it.
  • Design a cover.
  • Upload it to retailers.
  • Build a website.
  • Run social media.
  • Schedule promotions.
  • Answer emails.
  • Record podcasts.
  • Create videos.
  • Attend book signings.
  • And somehow start writing the next book.

One pair of hands suddenly feels wildly inadequate.

Enter...

The Author Octopus.

It's Funny Because It's True

The best shirts don't just make people smile.

They make people nod their heads and say,

"That's me."

Every author understands the daily juggling act of wearing multiple hats.

The octopus perfectly captures that reality.

Eight arms.

Twenty-seven projects.

Coffee in one hand.

Laptop in another.

Marketing plan over here.

Manuscript over there.

It's basically a documentary.

It's an Instant Conversation Starter

Authors love talking about books.

Readers love meeting authors.

This shirt creates conversations everywhere.

Wear it to:

  • Bookstores
  • Libraries
  • Book festivals
  • Writer conferences
  • Coffee shops
  • Airports
  • Comic conventions
  • Farmer's markets
  • Anywhere readers gather

Don't be surprised if someone stops you and asks:

"So...what do you write?"

That's not just a compliment.

That's an opportunity.

Click here to get your Author Octopus Shirt

Free Book Marketing (Without Saying a Word)

Marketing can be exhausting.

But your shirt can do some of the work for you.

People notice bold, funny designs.

They read them.

They smile.

They ask questions.

Every conversation becomes a chance to mention your books.

Not in a pushy way.

Just naturally.

Sometimes your best marketing tool isn't another Facebook ad.

Sometimes it's simply wearing something that makes people curious.

It Shows You're Proud to Be an Author

Authors spend months—or years—bringing stories into the world.

That's something worth celebrating.

The Author Octopus Shirt says:

"I create."

"I write."

"I keep going."

"I'm proud of what I do."

And that's something every writer should wear with confidence.

Authors Recognize Their Own

There's something special that happens when writers meet other writers.

You instantly have something in common.

Shared struggles.

Shared victories.

Shared frustrations over formatting issues.

This shirt acts almost like a secret handshake.

It lets other creatives know:

"You're one of us."

It Makes the Perfect Gift

Know someone who's publishing their first novel?

Finished NaNoWriMo?

Launching a new series?

Celebrating a bestseller?

Instead of another notebook...

Give them something they'll actually wear proudly.

It's thoughtful.

It's practical.

And it's guaranteed to earn a laugh.

The Metaphysical Side of Wearing Your Passion

There's something powerful about wearing clothing that reflects who you are.

Every time you pull on the Author Octopus Shirt, you're making a statement—not just to the world, but to yourself.

You're reminding yourself that you're a creator.

A storyteller.

Someone willing to put ideas onto paper and share them with others.

When you wear something that represents your passion, you naturally carry yourself differently.

You stand a little taller.

Smile a little more.

Talk about your work a little more confidently.

Sometimes confidence begins with something as simple as putting on the right shirt.

More Than a Shirt...

The Author Octopus Shirt isn't just cotton and ink.

It's a badge of honor.

It's a celebration of creativity.

It's a reminder that authors wear more hats than almost anyone else on the planet.

And yes...

Sometimes it really does feel like we need eight arms.

So wear it proudly.

Wear it at your next signing.

Wear it while writing your next bestseller.

Wear it to your favorite coffee shop.

Or wear it simply because another author might see you, smile, and say,

"I totally get it."

Because they do.

And if you're an author...

You probably do too.

Now, if someone could invent a coffee mug with eight handles...

We'd really be getting somewhere.


Click here to get your Author Octopus Shirt


Saturday, July 18, 2026

Infernal Tramps: Tales of Weird Terror

  Vampire Looking Person with a ticket above their head


Infernal Tramps: Tales of Weird Terror


A boy discovers his father's oracular grotesque in a secret dungeon below their family funeral home. An antique spiked collar transforms Philadelphia into a city that worships a dead dog. A video game dominates the market for years and then disappears, except for one man's memories of its horrors. A mother with a trunkful of hungry, inhuman babies tracks down the family that abandoned them. The warden of a penal colony offers to pardon a murderer, but only if the inmate can find the antidote to the poison wine the warden gave him. A wealthy young woman receives a surgical implant that delivers more than just a shapely body. Step into a world of fleshly titillation and fresh terror, a dimension of blood and consequence. But buyer beware! Crack the spine and these dark tales are not so easily forgotten. Turn back now, if you can, or else become one of the... Infernal Tramps!








Friday, July 17, 2026

FIND ME IN YOUR DREAMS: WHEN DREAMS TURN TO NIGHTMARES

     Man looking over balcony at beach



FIND ME IN YOUR DREAMS:

WHEN DREAMS TURN TO NIGHTMARES


Have you ever wondered what dreams are truly made of? Ethan lost his wife. His children lost their mother and in many ways, their father too. The family was left in pieces, scattered by grief. Evan and Sophie begin to question the impossible. Are dreams more than fragments of the mind? Could they hold a doorway, a way to make their broken family whole again? While they search for answers in the waking world, Ethan journeys elsewhere chasing whispers of a place called the City of Dreams… where, they say, the lost can be found.




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Monday, July 13, 2026

We Don't Die

   Body under sheet with bare feet


We Don't Die


A cocky police detective, Dallas Scott and his best friend and partner, Ray Davis chase after a notorious hit-man, McNeil, and a bad decision by Scott lead to Davis' death. Scott is haunted by his choice and it leads him to become a bad cop and a horrible husband. Now partnered with a new young detective, John Crawford, they finally get a lead on the killer only to come up short. Days later, they find McNeil dead on the street and this still leaves Scott unhappy because he didn't kill the man responsible for his partner's death himself. McNeil's wife asks Scott for help but he refuses and this is a huge mistake which leads to her and her child's death. This incident brings McNeil's ghost to come back and haunt Scott and causes him to have a car accident. Now in the afterlife, the chase is on again with Scott having to go after McNeil for bringing chaos to the people who murdered him and his family. The Stakes are higher than ever in purgatory with Scott having to stop McNeil and having to prevent his soul from getting in the hands of the devil due to his own sins.




Front and back of book.






Sunday, July 12, 2026

The Canine Intervention

    Dog Under a Shining Light From Above



A self-described non-dog-lover has his life changed forever when he meets a mysterious and her special dog.
“Even if you don’t like dogs you may like this story. If you do like dogs you’ll LOVE this story.
The Canine Intervention: “Because life can change in an instant.”




Back Cover of Book



 





Saturday, July 11, 2026

ZODIAC'S CAMERA by Axiom Atikos

    Picture of a man and women in bikini in background


 

ZODIAC'S CAMERA by Axiom Atikos

This book, via hard, direct evidence, reveals the identity of the Zodiac Serial Killer, the Black Dahlia Avenger, the Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run, the Santa Rosa Hitchhiker Killer and others, who was the perpetrator (Gang of killers 1960's-'80's) & orchestrator of this 6 decade long killing spree (1930's-1980's) which resulted in anywhere from 250 and 400 murders. This photo was taken March, 1966 at Lake Temescal, Oakland, Ca. Neither of these girls have been ID'ed as of yet, however, the 2nd girl (see 2nd photo above) resembles Cheri Jo somewhat in hair style, and height. The Zodiac took 9 photos this day of the girl in the blue bikini. Cheri Jo visited the SF Bay Area, 1 week & 1 month before she was murdered. The clip on shades can be seen here, same as Bryan Hartnell reported at Lake Berryessa.

Chapter Summaries

There are no chapters as this investigation is presented chronologically, as Axiom uncovered new evidence as the story unfolded during a 2 year roller coaster ride with enough twists & turns to give even Regan (Exorcist) a neck ache. Here is the list of music venues the Zodiac Mastermind was at, Fillmore Auditorium, Fillmore West, Carousel Ballroom, Avalon Ballroom, Winterland, Longshoremen's Hall and the Family Dog aka, Friends & Relations Theatre. He was photographing there between 1966-1972, mostly at Fillmore West (posing as a "press" photographer, most likely) & the Zodiac would have been 58 in 1970 & his Hitman brother, 48 years old. The younger brother was the one seen on the wanted poster, as the surgeon was behind the scenes orchestrating this Hell on Earth for decades.

Author Bio

Axiom (a pen name) is an artist who specializes in a certain genre which cannot be revealed just yet. The author never intended originally to write this book, but was on a mission to prove the photographer was NOT the Zodiac, however once it was realized that the photographer matched the Zodiac's profile, that the photographer's handwriting matched the Zodiac's HW, that the photographer wrote in a secret code, that most of the pervy photos were taken secretly, that his car matched the one seen in Riverside 10-30-1966, that the ZOdiac made the mistake of admitting he had stalked  Cheri Jo Bates for "years prior" & corresponding photos of Cheri Jo were found in the years prior, 1963-1966, well, the game was on to smash the Zodiac's "crackproof" mythos to Smithereens.

Monikers

The general concept that not only has the Zodiac case been cracked, but that the Zodiac was also the Black Dahlia Avenger, Cleveland Torso Murderer, Lipstick Killer, Doodler & Santa Rosa Hitchhiker Killer, among other monikers, who was also responsible for the murder of SFPD Officer Richard Radetich, Donna Lass, Kym Morgan, Leona Roberts, Carola Hartog & hundreds of others (he confessed to murdering 100+ people), well, it's just too much for their (L.E. & MSMedia) inculcated, pre-psy-op'ed minds to comprehend. L.E. was informed of this evidence over 2 years ago (May 2023) and 50+ times in total, and they have universally been unresponsive, asleep at the wheel, not giving a damn about the cold case dead. Axiom contacted nearly 100 various reporters from the MSMedia, all to no avail as they apparently have more pressing matters than to report on possibly one of the biggest & best news stories of all time. Update, the person I purchased these photos from, just passed away in May, 2025. L.E. was a Day Late & a Dollar Short on that one. I am hoping other key pieces of this Z puzzle are not compromised due to negligence of certain agencies.


Use the Link Below to Get your Copy

http://zodiacscamera.com


Soon out on other Retailers




Thursday, July 9, 2026

Drafted.EXE: It Begins

   Woman on Computer with dark figures behind here.


A Psychological Suspense Novel
Book One of the Drafted.EXE Series

Writing Lyra Duvall has one rule: She only writes stories. She never expects to become one. When a mysterious app appears on her phone, it begins predicting moments before they happen. At first the messages seem harmless. Then they become impossible. Every notification reveals something no one else should know, and every prediction pulls Lyra deeper into a story she never agreed to tell. As strange encounters pile up, the people around her become harder to read. Elias is charming but impossible to understand. Kael keeps appearing exactly when she needs him. Joon feels safe until he doesn't. Adrian seems to know far more than he should. Someone is watching. Someone is writing. And every choice Lyra makes is already part of the next chapter. Now she must uncover who is behind the app before the story reaches the one ending she can't survive. Perfect for readers who love psychological suspense, slow-burn tension, morally gray characters, and mysteries that refuse to let go, Drafted.EXE: It Begins asks one terrifying question: What if your future had already been written... and your phone was the first to know?



Every Author Needs the Author Octopus Shirt (And Here's Why)

  Every Author Needs the Author Octopus Shirt (And Here's Why) Let's be honest... Writing a book is one of the few jobs where you...