Monday, November 17, 2025

The Last Chromosome: A sci-fi comedy novella

   Three colorless figures in front of a bunch of Hippies


The Last Chromosome:

A sci-fi comedy novella


Mission Briefing: Collect six sperm samples from 1968. Do not feel emotions. Do not say "I." Return immediately. Mission Status: Samples collected: 0 Emotions felt: All of them. "I" said: 47 times (and counting). Return status: Complicated. Three emotionless clones are sent to 1968 San Francisco to steal genetic material for their dying, beige future. But their optimized programming is no match for the chaos of Haight-Ashbury. Instead of samples, they discover Cheez-Its, I Love Lucy, and three men who teach them the one thing their world forgot: how to live. But when the Ministry comes to forcibly retrieve them, they face an impossible choice: abandon the men they love and return to optimization, or become the revolution their beige world desperately needs. A darkly comic time-travel novella about stolen sperm, found family, and teaching a dystopia to feel again. For fans of Kurt Vonnegut, Becky Chambers, and anyone who's ever wanted to file a violation report for unauthorized joy.





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The Last Chromosome: A sci-fi comedy novella

      The Last Chromosome: A sci-fi comedy novella Mission Briefing: Collect six sperm samples from 1968. Do not feel emotions. Do not sa...