Monday, October 20, 2025

Seven Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right

 A Heart in a Dinner Jacket



Seven Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right


What happens when overthinking realtor Laurie is taught by magazine listicles and the Internet to find a man? She hides the bodies of her rejects beneath the finest Maryland properties. Laurie is the ultra-relatable protagonist who is ready to strangle the romantic comedy genre and finish it off with one of her many outlandish murder weapons, such as a raw chicken tenderloin in Seven Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right. This spicy dark comedy brings validation to the masses who are repressing their most cringe-worthy dating tales.

Marley Free delivers a hilarious yet sinister twist on the modern romantic comedy in Seven Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right. This twisted romp through a young woman’s adventures in dating is as fun as it is grotesque. A perfect read or listen for fans of Kepnes’ You, West’s Shrill, and Yoder’s Nightbitch.




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Seven Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right

  Seven Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right What happens when overthinking realtor Laurie is taught by magazine listicles and the I...